bifl3xible:

heaven-is-my-hell:

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

this

fleurilie:

anyone: *says something bordering affection but really is just being polite*
me, a loving fool: 😫❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💖💖💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😍😍I📢📢📢LOVE📢📢📢❤️❤️❤️📢📢YOU📢💓💕📢💖📢📢 WITH📢📢💋💋🔥💕📢📢📢EVERY📢📢💘💘💝📢💝📢📢📢OUNCE📢📢📢😫😫💓📢💓📢💓📢📢OF MY 📢💖💘😍📢BEING📢❤️📢💘📢💕📢💋📢💜📢

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surprisebitch:

mjalti:

when you realize straight A’s dont really mean anything but you’ve been conditioned to still stress out about that shit anyway 

this post speaks to me on a spiritual level omg

chessys:

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

draumbooty:

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

astralpixie:

I hope you wake up early enough in the morning to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself.

firstladyoftheunitedstates:

cultapprop:

halloweenrice:

rasec-wizzlbang:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Okay, but like we have the stereotypical aliens as bland, tiny grey-skinned things with large, slanted, pupiless eyes… but what if that’s just their version of a hazmat suit?

Like… if humans were in contact with aliens, they’d make them wear something protective… right?

They might look completely different underneath?

Holy shit, that makes a lot of sense actually.

Ok but like

we’ve made first contact